Hello everyone,

You can plainly see that I haven't added anything lately...I say lately...it's been months.

I don't know what but I have lost my mojo for photoshopping pictures and have been struggling to find time for that....or anything else. I blame my brother and his old creeking house. Don't get me wrong, I love my brother and antiquities but he does persist on getting it spot on.

Sorry, i'm jawwing.

back to the subject: I have just been struggling with time. I have ideas for some artwork but by the time I get round to it, I'm either drunk, ill, rebuilding my brothers house or completely shagged out.

I need a kick up the photoshopping backside!

Who has the biggest shoe size?

Close your eyes,
Make a wish,
Count to three!

Hello to all, friend or foe, watched or unwatched.

I here to wish you a happy Christmas, Happy Haneka or what ever you believe in.

As usual i will be working this Christmas just like last year and years before. I will try and update my journal in the comming days. I have a few pictures and stories i have been working on.

As i serve the drunken masses and mop floors, give a thought to those are working this Christmas, not only myself, and especially those who will not be with their families this Christmas.

Like in my family, we are still mourning two my aunts passing. But my Aunt Fran and Aunt Illiene are with us in spirit and I hope your families are together in spirit if nothing else.

I wish you all a very happy Christmas.

And i mean this quite literally. I was doing a delivery at work and these three chavs came up and started heckeling.

Next thing i knew one went for the doors keys and i smack round the head.

They all ganged uo on me and now I have a two inch gash across my forehead.

Ah yeah! 2000 page views. Not much in the way of some deviants but I'm damn well proud of it.

So who will it be?